Friday, July 24, 2009


gone were the days when mom gave me any work
and i could shout back ...'CHILD LABOUR'

'18' the marvelous step into adulthood...funny i cant even feel a thing...
being'18' brings new addition to the wallet..driving liscence,pan card,voting card..and all those cards
leaving the good old green mint crisp papers(daddy still doesnt agree with the concept of increment with age :p)

now that i'll be '18' i'll be legally eligible for marriage!!......WTF...why would want to end their lives right now?
anyway....suitors line up plzzz
eligibility criteria:
1)fat bank balance..(fat in this case starts with a few lakhs)
2)MUST MUST know to cook,sweep,swob,wash etc etc etc o yeah forgot to mention must know to iron too
3)should be tall,dark and handsome( though i really dont feel the need to mention such an obvious thing)
i guess thats a simple person having abnormaly simple wants. then WHY WHY do people define me as a 'snob'.*wonders* answer!! *sighs*

'18' means......i can vote now.'JAI HO MNS'...*ahem ahem* ok ok just kidding...congress rocks..

'18' means gaining entry into pubs.
and what do i plan to do there?
*sheesh* noooo......
just sit in the corner observe people under jazzy lights doing wierd moves

'18'means...all the bank accounts get transferred on my name...yipeeeeeeeee i guess i'll have to finally come up with a permanent sign,as opposed to the current scribling along with some smilies i keep using as my signatures...

'18' means...urmmm what else?
OHH can i skip that.......
A-rated movies here i come :D :D :D

(p.s- this great day is on the 8 th of this month.......
blessings as gifts will not be accepted!!
so...urmm be a pal and get me something great packed in a nice shinning gift paper with a nice big ribbon bow :P : P

Friday, July 10, 2009

Bollywood calling.........

The film industry in india is no doubt one of the biggest and profound industry in this country and it has benefited india quite eminently.But then that doesnt mean that we incoperate or associate film stars in every aspect of our lives!!!
If for examply there's a bomb blast,or a terrorist has being held or the any politician has being elected,the very next day we get thier point of view's regarding such happenings and their pointless opinions blah blah.The other day there was this question asked in bombay times front page that'whats the most sexiest part of rahul gandhi',can u freaking belive that??and then those brainless starlets starting voicing their hopless views on how they like his butt and etc etc. Is this what is supposed to be discussed about our leaders of this nation,why couldnt they ask queston them about his achivements or what potential he holds still?
Even when the olympic torch came to india,bipasha basu was asked to run around carrying it!!that was the height!! why couldnt some senior athlete do the needfull? does it all come down to adding glamour quotient to every possible thing in this country and calling it HOOTT.Even on simple day to day debates held on news channels there HAS to be one filmstar sitting in the panel talking nonsence when that person doesnt even the remotest possible idea of what is like to live a commons man's life,and then there are those audiences who land up asking them questions as if thier answers if gona mean life and death to them.
And there was this abhi-ash wedding frenzy which zobbed the news for nearly a month and it seemed endless.i really apprecitaed javed akhtar at that oint of time when a certain new channel called him and asked him how he felt about them to which he replied,'is abhi-ash wedding some national phenomenan occuring,what kind of channel are u? dont u have otherz news to show us'.i felt like bowing down to that man,and i was like FINALLY we have someone with a proper conscience in bollywood.And these days its bebo and her darling saifu(yuck) ,where we seem to be gettin thier minute to minute details of thier whole day(like we have no other work!).
Opening bombay times every day in the morning is such a painfull task for me because i just cant stand the those magnanomous articles.What have we got to do if someone looses thier earing on the set,or if xyz person ishaving a cat fight with someone else,tomorow i wont even be surprised if it prints that abc starlet sneezed or maybe ate this for lunch and that,is this what we call NEWS?lol.but then WHO CARES?
Even if somebody has to interview any foreign person about India there always has to be that golden question,'do u watch bollywood movies? what do u feel about them?'and its bollywood and bollywood in the rest of the interview,they wouldnt even bother asking them about the how they feel about indian culture, its rising economy and does it or does it not have the thing to be a super power? no...we will just stick to walking ,talking ,eating,sleeping bollywood!!
Anyway,as long as common people like us dont become aware of it,bollywood is gona soar higher and higher and gobble up eveything,untill one day we start calling India,,HOOTTT..

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


wait for the sun to rise
wait for it to set
wait for a perfect job
wait for a perfect mate
wait for the sorrow to pass
wait for the blissfulness to start
wait for the rains to come
wait for the rainbow to be seen
wait for the time to come
wait for it to go
wait for the end to come......
but dont forget to wait to enjoy every moment of it...