'18'...............already?????????????

gone were the days when mom gave me any work
and i could shout back ...'CHILD LABOUR'

'18' the marvelous step into adulthood...funny i cant even feel a thing...
being'18' brings new addition to the wallet..driving liscence,pan card,voting card..and all those cards
leaving the good old green mint crisp papers(daddy still doesnt agree with the concept of increment with age :p)

now that i'll be '18' i'll be legally eligible for marriage!!......WTF...why would want to end their lives right now?
anyway....suitors line up plzzz
eligibility criteria:
1)fat bank balance..(fat in this case starts with a few lakhs)
2)MUST MUST know to cook,sweep,swob,wash etc etc etc o yeah forgot to mention must know to iron too
3)should be tall,dark and handsome( though i really dont feel the need to mention such an obvious thing)
i guess thats that...am a simple person having abnormaly simple wants. then WHY WHY do people define me as a 'snob'.*wonders*.....no answer!! *sighs*

'18' means......i can vote now.'JAI HO MNS'...*ahem ahem* ok ok just kidding...congress rocks..

'18' means gaining entry into pubs.
and what do i plan to do there?
drink?????????????????
*sheesh* noooo......
just sit in the corner observe people under jazzy lights doing wierd moves

'18'means...all the bank accounts get transferred on my name...yipeeeeeeeee i guess i'll have to finally come up with a permanent sign,as opposed to the current scribling along with some smilies i keep using as my signatures...

'18' means...urmmm what else?
OHH YESSSSSS.how can i skip that.......
A-rated movies here i come :D :D :D


(p.s- this great day is on the 8 th of this month.......
blessings as gifts will not be accepted!!
so...urmm be a pal and get me something great packed in a nice shinning gift paper with a nice big ribbon bow :P : P