Friday, September 18, 2009

The graveyard


That lonely place
That haunted look
Where a world still exists
Yet after death
The ever welcoming creepy feeling
Of the innocent dead
Those Goosebumps rising
The air succumbed to sadness
Dirt engraved tombstones
Covering a life, a history yet another mystery
The dried flowers embracing the tombstones
Conveying the mourners despair
The skin and bone grave keeper
His long white beard
That moth eaten hat,
Sweeping leaves off the ground
In a motion
Immune towards the surrounding fate
The air perfumed with the smell of soil
From a freshly dug grave
As if, inviting its new guest
Innocently unaware of the broken hearts, that feeling of loss
A shadow vanishing behind the trees
The sole remaining traces of the long dead
Many fumble to go,
Hesitate to visit
Courtesy to the false rumors
But I see it as
Yet another life to be lived beyond mortality
Yet another experience
Yet another journey
Only to be explained
After embracing it!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Way to go my pigeis!!!


Pigeons here ,pigeons there
Pigeons everywhere
Pigeons on the crook
Pigeons in your book
“o’ my darling pigeis I shalt shower thee
With wholesome wheat grains
For thou promise to hover over neha
Like a wart on the witches nose"
:P




(ok i know this is a lame poem meant for 5 yr olds
but urmm i couldn't help but write it
and dedicate it to neha,whose horrified of nothing
in this world but of pigeons)

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Mumbai \m/

A drunken man asleep on the footpath
People passing over him, beside him
No one bothered, no one concerned
A crowded BEST bus passing by
Jammed with people hanging onto their lives
A woman baking bhakris in the corner of the road outside her plastic sheet house
Her kids running around as if the roads, the cars, the street lamps, the dirt
Was their ultimate playground
Its 1 am, cars still running, people still walking, a glimmer of light still on within the building window
As if, it were just any part of the day
Just a few drops of rain
Brings the joy of a new road-pool
Trains running as if transporting half of India from station to station
People sitting on the rooftops, just like grass growing on pasture land
Here people are so immune towards blasts, to the extent that the next day
They get up, go off to work take the same route and the same train
In this place admission without donation is next to impossible
Here even the cheapest food is enjoyed by the
Richest of the rich and the poorest of the poor
It’s a place where people can live off from Rs 10 a day to Rs 10,000 an hour
It’s a city where billions is created from the poorest occupations
It’s a place where even a slum dog has paparazzi tailing around him
Starlets glitter around it
It can make nobody into a somebody and vice-versa
It has turned into a place where even sesame seed has no place
You can’t walk around without having a hundred people around you
It’s a melting pot of cultures, where in some still refrain to dissolve
It balances well between the snob south, and the primitive north
It's busy acting as the spinal cord of its nation, holding it erect
People crave to come here with sky high dreams, and ground scratch money
It might embrace it like a welcoming mother
Or cruelly cast it away
I crib, I complain……
yet i still hold on to it,love it.......
I will never ever kiss it goodbye
This is Bombay ,people
Yeh hain Mumbai meri jaan

Monday, August 31, 2009

Humanity..............

Passing by the street,

Saw a mob gathered,

Heard a helpless cry, another violent rage,

Peeped in,

Saw an old ‘human’ man being ruthlessly beaten up,

By another ‘inhuman’ human with a stick,

Hands itching to go snatch that stick,

My mind screaming to the rest of the crowd, “GO DO SOMETHING!!!”,

But they stood still, as if,

Witnessing a free Broadway show,

My mind got split into 2 parts:

Part 1:”why mess with something which isn’t your business?

Forget it and walk away”,

Part 2:”go do something can’t just walk away like that as if u dint see anything!”

I bet every ‘human’ mind standing there would be going through the same mind war,

After a mind blogging battle part 2 succumbed to part 1,

I shamelessly put my head down and walked ahead.

All the while I couldn’t help stop being guilty,

All of a sudden

This shop with an amazing sale comes right up,

Memories of the past 10 minutes instantly erased,

I went in,

Shopped, shopped and shopped,

Came out,

With a fresh stalk filled in my mind,

Constantly thinking of the purchase my arms now carrying,

And then suddenly out of nowhere part 1 striked,

“What must have happened to that old man?”

Part 2:”who cares? Someone must have done something…umm maybe nothing.

Anyway you have come a long way from there. who wants to walk all the way back?

plus you have your new purchase to flaunt.quick,go!”.

*sigh*

I turned away, pushed everything at the back of my mind, shutting the doors of ‘part 1’.

And that day,

I not only walked away from that helpless old man..his merciless assassinator..

Those mind-battling statue-still audience..

But from ‘humanity’……

Friday, August 14, 2009

click click..............

there are many times when am just soo totally bored,and pointlessly doing nothing in particuar and
if at all i happen to have my cell phone beside me,i just go click,click.






this is my fully disected cockroach during my practicals in biology lab.
actually i wanted to take a video of me disecting it,but urmmm i dint want to cover my cell with cockroach fat.
i dont understand why people go on whining about it,when disection is COMPLETE FUN :D :D






my workplace.
ultra fat books-check
specks-check
cell phone(texting considered as a must break)-check
bottle of water-check
pen case-check
clock(utmost nessesary to set a countdown for the end of study time and to flee off)-check






this was taken out side my college,the 1st one shows a 3 phase junction box,imersed in water during one of those mumbai-driped-in-water-days.imagine if there would
be any faulty wiring, *shudders*.and well the next day it was all dried up.






and this is my brother's work on our c.p.u.genius! isnt it!





and i just love this pic,because it just very well portrays how blank my mind can be at times






this is done by me,and 2 of my friends in bid to kill one of the longest afternoons of my life.and well it turn out to be great







this is my room,part of it can be seen.but this is my favourite place





this pic is well hilarious.thanks to the clip arts on the cell phones.i apologize to all the hitler fans.





(p.s-thank you my dearest neha for arranging these pics for me,you wouldnt have to do so if only my knowledge about such things would have been adequate.


HAAPPY NOW?)

Sunday, August 9, 2009

LUCK

had a viva today

dint read a word

went to class

sat behind

got buried

behind those huge backs

thought became invisible !

he came

he saw

got picked

questioned me

which dint penetrate

stood there

stared and stared

partner whispering

brains rattling

memories of past class

pointlessly doodling

mind wandering

teacher blabbering

oh yes!bulls-eye!

finally,made up!

blurted out

with cofidence,over confidence!

partly correct

partly wronge

fingers crossed

under the desk

gave a sheepish griin

flushed eye lids

thats it

work done!

he laughed

he noded

i sat

partner got picked

got screwed

everyone did

but me

yay me!

lucky me!!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

10 easy ways to let the steam off my ears..........

there are many things in life which i just CANT CANT tolerate.among which some need a very special mention.so here they are:

1)people who are smart

2)people who think they are smart :p

3)sprays of pan spits in any random corners
seriously! sometimes i feel like chasing them with a needle-thread to stich up their mouths

4)people with terrible grammar,and bad pronounciation(these include people saying 'is-school' as opposed to the simple'school',or maybe even confusion between tenses,oh yeah last but not the least some morons actually land up callin 'he' a 'she' and vice-versa

5)gujju people makiing rigorous attempts to immitate american accents.

6)patchwork jeans,jeans with hidious patterns...omg.....they make some sight *shivers*

7)people who pose to be 'che guera' fans by wearing his tee's and bags,because their lame sense of style think its cool!!
(for heavens sake,he isnt some fashion accessory,he's a legend!!)

8)piercings at funny places on the human body

9)people who burp because they think its funny

10)people who use those oh-so-irritating short forms while chatting
eg.
1.'ma' for 'my'
2.'da' for 'the'
3.'dat' or 'tat' for 'that'

Friday, July 24, 2009

'18'...............already?????????????

gone were the days when mom gave me any work
and i could shout back ...'CHILD LABOUR'

'18' the marvelous step into adulthood...funny i cant even feel a thing...
being'18' brings new addition to the wallet..driving liscence,pan card,voting card..and all those cards
leaving the good old green mint crisp papers(daddy still doesnt agree with the concept of increment with age :p)

now that i'll be '18' i'll be legally eligible for marriage!!......WTF...why would want to end their lives right now?
anyway....suitors line up plzzz
eligibility criteria:
1)fat bank balance..(fat in this case starts with a few lakhs)
2)MUST MUST know to cook,sweep,swob,wash etc etc etc o yeah forgot to mention must know to iron too
3)should be tall,dark and handsome( though i really dont feel the need to mention such an obvious thing)
i guess thats that...am a simple person having abnormaly simple wants. then WHY WHY do people define me as a 'snob'.*wonders*.....no answer!! *sighs*

'18' means......i can vote now.'JAI HO MNS'...*ahem ahem* ok ok just kidding...congress rocks..

'18' means gaining entry into pubs.
and what do i plan to do there?
drink?????????????????
*sheesh* noooo......
just sit in the corner observe people under jazzy lights doing wierd moves

'18'means...all the bank accounts get transferred on my name...yipeeeeeeeee i guess i'll have to finally come up with a permanent sign,as opposed to the current scribling along with some smilies i keep using as my signatures...

'18' means...urmmm what else?
OHH YESSSSSS.how can i skip that.......
A-rated movies here i come :D :D :D


(p.s- this great day is on the 8 th of this month.......
blessings as gifts will not be accepted!!
so...urmm be a pal and get me something great packed in a nice shinning gift paper with a nice big ribbon bow :P : P

Friday, July 10, 2009

Bollywood calling.........


The film industry in india is no doubt one of the biggest and profound industry in this country and it has benefited india quite eminently.But then that doesnt mean that we incoperate or associate film stars in every aspect of our lives!!!
If for examply there's a bomb blast,or a terrorist has being held or the any politician has being elected,the very next day we get thier point of view's regarding such happenings and their pointless opinions blah blah.The other day there was this question asked in bombay times front page that'whats the most sexiest part of rahul gandhi',can u freaking belive that??and then those brainless starlets starting voicing their hopless views on how they like his butt and etc etc. Is this what is supposed to be discussed about our leaders of this nation,why couldnt they ask queston them about his achivements or what potential he holds still?
Even when the olympic torch came to india,bipasha basu was asked to run around carrying it!!that was the height!! why couldnt some senior athlete do the needfull? does it all come down to adding glamour quotient to every possible thing in this country and calling it HOOTT.Even on simple day to day debates held on news channels there HAS to be one filmstar sitting in the panel talking nonsence when that person doesnt even the remotest possible idea of what is like to live a commons man's life,and then there are those audiences who land up asking them questions as if thier answers if gona mean life and death to them.
And there was this abhi-ash wedding frenzy which zobbed the news for nearly a month and it seemed endless.i really apprecitaed javed akhtar at that oint of time when a certain new channel called him and asked him how he felt about them to which he replied,'is abhi-ash wedding some national phenomenan occuring,what kind of channel are u? dont u have otherz news to show us'.i felt like bowing down to that man,and i was like FINALLY we have someone with a proper conscience in bollywood.And these days its bebo and her darling saifu(yuck) ,where we seem to be gettin thier minute to minute details of thier whole day(like we have no other work!).
Opening bombay times every day in the morning is such a painfull task for me because i just cant stand the those magnanomous articles.What have we got to do if someone looses thier earing on the set,or if xyz person ishaving a cat fight with someone else,tomorow i wont even be surprised if it prints that abc starlet sneezed or maybe ate this for lunch and that,is this what we call NEWS?lol.but then WHO CARES?
Even if somebody has to interview any foreign person about India there always has to be that golden question,'do u watch bollywood movies? what do u feel about them?'and its bollywood and bollywood in the rest of the interview,they wouldnt even bother asking them about the how they feel about indian culture, its rising economy and does it or does it not have the thing to be a super power? no...we will just stick to walking ,talking ,eating,sleeping bollywood!!
Anyway,as long as common people like us dont become aware of it,bollywood is gona soar higher and higher and gobble up eveything,untill one day we start calling India,,HOOTTT..

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

wait

wait for the sun to rise
wait for it to set
wait for a perfect job
wait for a perfect mate
wait for the sorrow to pass
wait for the blissfulness to start
wait for the rains to come
wait for the rainbow to be seen
wait for the time to come
wait for it to go
wait for the end to come......
but dont forget to wait to enjoy every moment of it...